Could I Just Get Sick Already!

Which is not to say that I like being sick, no, quite the opposite. But I am damn tired of being just sick enough to have a headache all the time, with sneezes, queasiness and sore throats that come and go, and that feeling of being feverish which actually means that not only do you not have a fever, but that your temperature is down half a degree.

After more than a week of this, I’m done! Either let me be ill enough to take a sick day, or buzz off!