How'd That Happen?

I think my eyelashes are going grey... and not in a sensible way, either. Just the outside tips of them!

My body has already started to betray me in a myriad of little ways (my scars don't fade anymore! and my ankles don't heal as quickly) but I think this signifies the beginning of a long, slow decline.

Now I'm going to be watching my back... (ha, ha, ha, pardon the pun)